16 October 2008

Un Soldat Intelept

Intr-o dimineata insorita a anului 2009, un batrinel se apropie de Casa Alba traversind Pennsylvania Avenue, unde sezuse pina atuncea pe o banca. S-a adresat soldatului de garda si i-a spus:"Mi-ar place sa ma duc sa ma intilnesc cu Presedintele Obama."
Soldatul i-a raspuns: "Domnule, Domnul Obama nu este Presedinte si el nu locuieste aici." Batrinelul spuse...OK...si se departa.

In ziua urmatoare acelasi batrinel s-a apropiat din nou de Casa Alba si ii spuse aceluiasi soldat ce sta de garda..."Mi-ar place sa intilnesc pe Presedintele Obama" Soldatul ii raspunse din nou..."Domnule, asa cum ti-am spus si ieri, Domnul Obama nu este presedinte si el nu locuieste aici". Batrinelul ii multumi din nou si pleca...

A treia zi, acelasi batrinel se apropie din nou de Casa Alba si i se adresa aceluiasi soldat de garda...spunind. "Mi-ar place sa stau de vorba cu Presedintele Obama". Soldatul, agitat de-acuma s-a uitat la batrinel si i-a zis din nou..."Domnule, asta este a treia zi in lant in care ai venit sa vorbesti cu Presedintele Obama. Deja ti-am spus de nenumarate ori ca Domnul Obama nu este presedinte si el nu locuieste aici. Nu poti sa intelegi?"

Batrinelul raspunse "Oh...dar inteleg chiar foarte bine, doar ca ma delectez sa aud mereu acest raspuns"!

Soldatul si-a ridicat mina la frunte si si-a lipit calciiele in salut si i-a raspuns ca la un ordin, tare si raspicat:

"Sa traiti, am inteles...si va vad miine, domnule."
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A Good Marine

One sunny day in 2009, an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue, where he'd been sitting on a park bench.
He spoke to the Marine standing guard and said,'I would like to go in and meet with President Obama.'
The Marine replied, 'Sir, Mr. Obama is not President and doesn't reside here.'
The old man said, 'Okay,' and walked away.

The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the same Marine,
'I would like to go in and meet with President Obama'.
The Marine again told the man, 'Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr. Obama is not President and doesn't reside here.'
The man thanked him and again walked away .

The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the very same Marine, saying 'I would like to go in and meet with President Obama.'
The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and said, 'Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking tospeak to Mr. Obama. I've told you already several times that Mr. Obama is not the President and doesn't reside here. Don't you understand?'
The old man answered, 'Oh, I understand you fine, I just love hearing your answer!'

The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, 'See you tomorrow Sir.'

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