05 April 2014

HAZ DE NECAZ...

"Fa-ti rost de imformatii precise… si dup-aia poti linistit sa le distorsionezi cum vrei".

Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.
-Mark Twain
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Umorul este ceea ce se lafaie intre aspiratiile omului si limitele lui. Umorul are mai multa logica decat orice altceva. Pentru ca… vezi tu… umorul este adevar.


Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth.
-Victor Borge
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Umorul este doar o tragedie cu pantalonii rupti… care sta in cap.


Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn.
-Irvin S. Cobb
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Simtul ironiei, mai mult decit simtul umorului, a protejat multe inimi de a se fringe; pentru ca ai nevoie de ironie sa apreciezi o gluma pe seama ta.


A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor, for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself.
-Jessamyn West
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La ce-ti foloseste sa ai o casa daca n-ai gasit o planeta tolerabila in care sa-ti poti aseza casa?


What is the use of a house if you haven't got a tolerable planet to put it on?
-Henry David Thoreau
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